The Sexy Sidekick
This blog belongs to a professional scientist wrangler, pop-tart maker, and coffee wielder. As of late I was working for S.H.I.E.L.D, but we all know what happened there! So now I'm just tagging along after Jane, and helping out where I can with the remnants of S.H.I.E.L.D.... So feel free to entertain me while I'm sitting around being bored out of my mind! <3 (This blog is NSFW and will not roleplay with anyone under 18) (Multi-verse, Multi-Fandom, Multi-Pairing, Open to any sexuality) M!A: (None)
Remember these things when you’re sad:
- Jeremy Renner got a boner on a plane
- Samuel L. Jackson impersonated Nicki Minaj
- Tom Hiddleston loves the song “Hips Don’t Lie”
- Scarlett Johansson’s catsuit were like sweaty pajamas
- Chris Hemsworth’s daughter was once mistaken for a hot dog when he held her in one hand
- Robert Downey Jr. is really Tony Stark playing Robert Downey Jr.
- And that Chris Evans once dressed up in drag
Earth’s mightiest heroes, ladies and gentlemen.
I don’t care how hot you are, if your personality is shit your physical appearance automatically means nothing